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Q: How many "Changing lightbulbs"-joke writers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two hundred, and don't ask why because they haven't--figured that out yet. Q: How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Sorry, we closed 18...

Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD) As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD) has been increasing exponentially, a support group. The Internet Addiction Support Group (IASG) has been established. Below are the official criteria for the diagnosis of IAD and subscription information...

A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody" His customer answers in a slurred voice "My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my penis." "Oh come on" replies the bartender. The...

As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her. "Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich." POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking...

This is no joke but a call to *BAN* dihydrogen monoxide, otherwise know as the invisible, killer substance. Jupiter Scientific's science joke webpage is probably not the place to post this protest, but the JS staff feels very strongly about this issue....

A blonde is terribly overweight, so she went to ask her doctor does hoodia actually work. Her doctor wasn't too sure and puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure...

I had been doing Tech Support for the brother printers division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled...

Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or practising on the pull up bars at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them...

A girl is driving along the expressway listening to the radio when she hears a song she really, really likes. When the song is over the announcer says the title of the record was, "Hot Lips and Tender Kisses." When she gets home...

Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor of 100. The ideal system should have as many lights as possible, preferably blinking and flashing in time with the music. The components should all have black metal finish, and ...