The Joke Shop

An advertising team is working very late at night on a project due the next morning. Suddenly, a Genie appears before them and offers to each of them one wish. The copywriter says: "I've always dreamed of writing the great American novel and...

Q: Why don't they make an ipod touch for kids? A: Because if they did it would be called Itouchkids! Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits? A: Because iPod users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around...

....your idea of gourmet dining is eating at the snack-bar at K-Mart, while the auto-dept. is raising your truck another 8 inches. ....your idea of bodywork consists of using either duct-tape, twine, or a bungee-cord. ....you have a house that's mobile, and seven trucks that aren't. ....you think...

Some 15 year old girlfriends decided to meet for dinner. They discussed where to eat and finally agreed on McDonald's next to the Sea Side Restaurant because they only had $6.50 between them and Bobby Bruce, the cute boy in science class,...

1. Massage Therapist: Your appointment is for 9 A.M. If I'm not on time, start without me. 2. Massage Therapist: Let me know if that's too much pressure. I don't want to torture you. That would be an added charge. 3. Massage Therapist (monologuing): I'm...

As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true, because...

A Rangers and Celtic fan get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the Celtic fan says, "So you're a Rangers fan, that's interesting. I'm a Celtic fan...

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?", thinking she might ask for one of those Birthday Gift Baskets. She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and...