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A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character. Then a man came in who had tried free online dating for ages and ages. He told them the...

I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled...

A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains, hoping she didn't need a torn acl brace. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, "There must be something you're doing that you haven't told me. Can you think...

I was in out in my Austin Healey the other morning when my boss rang up and told me: "You've been promoted". And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again". And I swerved again. He rang up a...

But the doughnut was calling my name. But it was my birthday, so I had to eat the whole cake. I had to get the bitter taste out of my mouth from eating the so-called dish, so I had an ice cream. If you eat something and no...

Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to take place in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary: Snowman The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree never turned out...

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect, she even sent a Smilebox invitation to each and every last one...

These three guys die in a car wreck and they all go to Hell. When they arrive the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first guy says, "It's gotta be the booze. I'm always drunk." The Devil decides to lock him in...

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. - His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser. - When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down." - Tells everyone he's...