The Joke Shop

A man was talking to his friend while shopping for 3rd anniversary gifts. His friend, quite a veteran at gift buying, had almost reached his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, "What did you do for your 25th?" He said, "I took my wife to Hawaii." The...

Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer talked to him while putting on his dan gable wrestling shoes and said,...

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference on industrial pumps whenthey were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. "You, your companies and your countries are enemies of the Revolution,"...

Here's a great one a friend of mine told me. He needs to lose a few pounds, maybe not as many as I do, but you can tell he's a bit chubby. Anyway, onto the joke: "I'm prescribing these safe diet pills for you," said the...

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months the couldn't do a paternity test while pregnant so had no idea who the father was. When she wakes up she sees that...

A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper, next to an advert for diet pills that work, for a...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at...

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and rocawear jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not...

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character. Then a man came in who had tried free online dating for ages and ages. He told them the...