The Joke Shop

Three nurses went to heaven still in their nursing scrubs, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though...

Two Yorkshire musical saw men and a Lancashire lumberjack were walking across the Pennines. All of a sudden one of Yorkshiremen ran up to the top of the hill to the mouth of a small limestone cave. He took a deep breath and called into...

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford...

Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar commiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some cabin furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass." The second salesman says, "Watch your mouth! There's a lady sitting next to you. I apologize for my friend,...

Ian Bell, a lorry driver, who had never owned a cell-phone, was a frequent user of the pay telephone at Weybridge Café, in Brooklands Road, and was greatly inconvenienced when the 'phone broke down. He made repeated requests for it to be repaired but sadly the...

A Preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there were fortunes in race horses, he decided to purchase one, together with some equestrian clothes and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was...

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman -- already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet -- who insisted he didn't need my help to leave...

Man goes into jewellery shop on a Friday afternoon a with drop dead gorgeous woman half his age. After trying on a diamond tennis bracelet they eventually settle on beautiful 4.00ct diamond ring and spectacular diamond bracelet. The man writes out a cheque and explains...

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the top celebrities in town. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect even going as far as to send brownie pops from Sharis Berries to her guests....

At 3: 37 a. m. on a Sunday, I had just looked at the clock to determine my annoyance level, when I received a frantic phone call from a new user of a Macintosh Plus. She had gotten her entire family out of the house...