The Joke Shop

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets...

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning clutching my walmart coupons, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair...

What do you give a seasick elephant? Lots of room. What kind of elephants live at the North Pole? Cold ones. What did the peanut say to the elephant? Nothing. Peanuts can't talk. How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed? Your nose touches the ceiling. What did Tarzan...

Frank wants to get his beautiful wife, Betty, something nice for their first wedding anniversary.  So he decides to buy her a mobile telephone, the incredible s virgin.  Betty is excited, she loves her phone.  Frank shows her and explains to her all the different...

A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've...

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a...

From "American Demographics" magazine, here’s a look at how shrewd American business people translate their slogans into foreign languages. When Braniff translated a slogan touting its upholstery, "Fly in leather," it came out in Spanish as "Fly naked." Chicken magnate Frank Perdue’s line, "It takes a tough...

My wife seems to be losing her sense of humor for no apparent reason. Why just the other day, she got mad when she announced that she was going to the beauty parlor. She used to go in the past, having facials, premier dead sea...