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One fine sunny day, Johnny and Susie were sitting on the sandbox playing, naked. Johnny and Susie was curious, why they have different *parts*. So, Johnny went home, and asked, “MUM! Why does Susie have a hole and I have a stick??”
His mum replies, ” Susie has a garage, and you have a Ferrari. Men park their cars in the garage when they are ready. ”
” Oh… ”
Susie reached her house and asked her father who was playing with his auto accessories:
” Papa, why does Johnny have a stick between his legs and I have a hole? ”
” No, Susie, that is the Ferrari! Don’t let him park his Ferrari in your garage! ”
“Oka…y…y”
The next day, both of them were on the sandbox again, playing naked. Johnny exclaimed : ” Oh, Susie ,let me park my Ferrari! ”
Susie replied : No! ”
He insisted and even tried to park his Ferrari.
And after 10 minutes Susie went home. ” SUSIE! Why are there bloods on your hands! ”
” Mom, Johnny tried to park his Ferrari, so I just pulled the back wheels off. ”
